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Mila Kunis, Emma Watson, Scarlett Johansson

Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one?

For me its fuck scarlett because I need to have that body, marry Mila because I'm in love with her, and kill Emma, as gorgeous as she is she's not my number one.

 
Art.VandelayMila Kunis, Emma Watson, Scarlett Johansson

Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one?

Kill EW (i still can't get my head round you Yanks and your EW obsession, she's 100% average, particularly in person) Fuck SJ Marry MK
"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
 
Oreos Kill EW (i still can't get my head round you Yanks and your EW obsession, she's 100% average, particularly in person)

I will admit a large part of it is the accent, but as you can see, I can recognize that Mila is way hotter. But I certainly wouldn't say she's average, she's much prettier than average.

 
Oreos
Art.VandelayMila Kunis, Emma Watson, Scarlett Johansson

Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one?

Kill EW (i still can't get my head round you Yanks and your EW obsession, she's 100% average, particularly in person) Fuck SJ Marry MK

you're my clone across the pond

If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!
 
Oreos (i still can't get my head round you Yanks and your EW obsession, she's 100% average, particularly in person)
harry potter nerds gonna nerd
 
Art.VandelayMila Kunis, Emma Watson, Scarlett Johansson

Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one?

For me its fuck scarlett because I need to have that body, marry Mila because I'm in love with her, and kill Emma, as gorgeous as she is she's not my number one.

Odd selection of 3 women, there's a clear front runner.

 
TheKingThis is great. I need to find her and marry her.

My favorite part is at 4 minutes:

"OH, ok. Got it, I'm with ya. We're back to being British"

And she can pour a pint with no foam. She's perfect.

 
FinancialNoviceII][quote=Ron Paul]wait you mean this chick?

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picking the worst pictures always highlights how ugly she really is. Nice job.

Thanks for adding "Nice job." Your snarkiness really put me in my place.

Not saying Mila isn't amazing...with makeup. Seems she needs much more than just a little touch up to look so bangin hot.

I'm not tyring to pretend like I bang Milas all the time...or ever. I would hit with or without makeup. If there's a V for my P and some Ts to B my L on and no STD I'm DTF.

 

When I start out-earning Mila, I will grow the balls to go after Mila. And THAT IS HOW AMERICA WORKS.

 
BlackHatWhen I start out-earning Mila, I will grow the balls to go after Mila. And THAT IS HOW AMERICA WORKS.
Aren't you like engaged, or did the prenup scare her off?
 
BlackHatWhen I start out-earning Mila, I will grow the balls to go after Mila. And THAT IS HOW AMERICA WORKS.
Unfortunately, you'll start out earning her when she becomes too old to get jobs in Hollywood.
 

Natalie Portman's face + Mila Kunis's body = my dream girl

Mila is hot though. Scarlett and Emma Watson are way overrated

 

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