My Boss Shits Her Pants For Real? / The Dirtiest Analysis

So, my boss recently starting pooping in her pants. A bit about me: I work at BNY Mellon in Corporate Treasury. While it is not a selective role, the company is legit and I don't understand why I have to put up with such a vulgar understatement to my current every-day. Any suggestion? The smell is very distracting and I want to say something.

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Hi buddies, I am actually not kidding I would have posted her name if it were a troll / smear campaign. I am genuinely considering a personal resignation. Both comments were useless- clearly you didnt read the thread or have experience in the pants-shitting-in-the-workplace arena (not alot of innercity waterpark lifeguards on the forum these days ig).

 

Haha don't I wish she just farted. I am afraid that, my friend, she is a horrible guesser and has been for the better part of 6 stinky perfume-diaper musk filled months.

 

You should really get that phantosmia issue of yours checked out

Absolute truths don't exist... celebrated opinions do.
 

Is that Deborah? (That bitch be cray) If so, take control of that bitch and shit on her desk.

I would suggest drinking 18 Miller Lites, eat a lot of peanuts, a corn on the cob, and drink at least three cups of coffee first thing in the morning. Then do the deed. Don't let her 'in the diaper' shits be the dominant move.

You must be a rookie.

 

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