So...My intern is really hot..like extremely hot..she's sat on my lap a few times when asking me questions, and i really think she's into me..but part of me thinks she is just flirting with me so I give her an offer..
We've gone out for team drinks a couple times already, and she gives me those eyes. (you know, the unmistakable f*ck me eyes)..so i buy her a drink, but try not to make it obvious.
I'm really unsure what to do, because i really want to persue her and see if there's something there. If anything i just wanna see her naked.
What's the best way to handle/go about this situation? Has anyone else been in this situation before?
Dudeeee:)) she sat on your laps? you have to take that to HR:) other option of having sex with her could lead to you being accused of sexual harrasment
I would fuck her if she would keep her mouth shut but you could get fired for this kind of shit
Suck her dick TP.
I vote anal
69 then:)
Disregard females, acquire currency.
fuck her, but keep the camera near and save the tape.. if sexual harrasment arises
(later share here)
I'll bite and assume this isn't a troll post - you're fucked. You can't bang her or you're pretty much screwed, so the trick is to nail her at the end of the summer. It's basically impossible to wait but you can't really jeopardize your job for one hot chick when there's plenty that don't work for you out there. If she makes the move on you then you can go with it, but you're pretty much screwed if you make the move on her unless she's gonna be leaving. Even then you're probably fucked.
Problem is, she kissed me on the cheek today in the coffee room...im starting to get nervous
Pics of said intern...
pics!
Pics of her on your lap or else its BS...
Or are you pulling an Uncle Jerry Sandusky and calling yourself Tickle Monster
Bro, your profile says youre 35. Stay away from the young stuff. Young girls are emotional whirlwinds. You know in your heart that this is one of those things to be wary of and to stay away from.
Ask her out to dinner. Tell her there's a great new place that opened up - best tube steak in the area.
Troll is successful. Good job TonyP. Blumbie will be proud.
My father always told me: "when in doubt, whip it out."
old creep
personally i'd tap it when she's not officially employed by the company any more. She's trying to use you to get what she wants, i see it as fair game. Your employer wont care.
okay so im obviously getting a lot of abuse here..but i really want to know what to do..she could be the one..and the last thing i want is to let her get away
you can't possibly be 35 and not be trolling when you say your (probably 20-21 year old) intern "could be the one"
"She could be the one."
wat.
Troll.
hahaha TP...
Yup. Someone got hacked.
or it is actually intern trolling :D
If this is legit there is no way it ends well.
Why not hpm?
Where's your office...I'll bang her for you.
girls are stupid and lazy nowdays.
I don't mind initiating !
I was actually buying in till he busted out "the one" lmao = troll
as someone mentioned...classic solution: wait until her internship is over. always works wonders. seriously bro you're half way through
TP bring her a box of candy with a note inside it. On this said note is a legal agreement that says "if we fuck, you keep your fucking mouth shut"
update: last night we all went for drinks, and she wouldnt leave my side the whole night..even when i tried to leave, she was kind of following me to the door. I'm still confused by this whole situation as i've never encountered anything like this.
She sounds immature and weird dude. If she was legit she wouldn't be creeping that hard. She either wants something from you other than your cock, or she's gonna end up being Stage 5 and totally ruin your life anyway.
its tough to say no...if shes not a 10, shes a 9.9 and real cool chick..golfs and into country music...idk if it gets much better
lmao "stage 5"
The dude giving advice is quoting things about a stage 5, wtf has happened to WSO?
So you're admitting that your a virgin and have never had a girl interested in you? or that you are interested in boys and this girl is making you think different?
TP, you've got the world captivated by your story...tell us more.
Dude, you have bigger problems when at 35 some girl is still stringing you along.
Hit up Ratinamaze.
Would he be able to help? I dont appreciate telling me I have problems..it's my heart we're talking about
What does she has to offer you other than a hole to buss in? Will it boost your self esteem? It's that low?
Look up her background. If she have some solid connects (via her family or else) and if she's pretty (we're talking facial structure here, not the phony make up/long hair fraud method used by most females), then f*ck the shit out of here.
Just make sure you bang her hard enough so she knows you're the head honcho.
However, the fact that she barely knows you and already sits on your lap sends a signal = she has no mental restraints = she won't hesitate to sue you and your company.
So now the question becomes:
Are you willing to risk your job just so you can ejaculate somewhere, when knowing that you can ejaculate somewhere else, risk free?
Abdul, for all the things weve argued on, I love the way you think, you Machiavellian fucker.
Yes, she's actually pretty...doesn't wear make up to the office..and how does that mean she'll sue the company? It could just mean she has no mental restraints in bed?
Well, if you don't give her an offer after smashing her, don't be surprised if a lawsuit hits you.
cut a hole in abox
put your junk in that box
make her open the box
and that's the way you do it.
lol
I can't believe ppl are still responding seriously to this obvious piece of trolling. Dude said its my heart we're talking about here, lmao.
I call troll on a minimum of 1 and a maximum of ALL of the following: your age, her age, her looks, her interests, her interest in you, your interest in her, her not wearing makeup in the office.
Dude, next time you're out at a club whip your penis out and have a whole conversation with her totally straight faced. If you don't ejaculate over her pretty little skirt suit, then the's not the one...
welp i did it...i got a hand shandy..thanks for the help guys!
Wow, just had a PM convo with Tony. This shit is legit. What a story. So effing ridiculous; I can't wait until I'm in that position one day. :S Hey, at least there's on campus recruiting time right? :P
You're def a virgin as well
TP pm me this story I want to hear it
what, tony, you hired a slut instead of your brother, abdel?
TP, hit me up too. Even if its not legit, I could use a good story today.
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