My wimpy dog

Hey guys, my name is Jay and I have a wimpy dog. I tried to train her into a fierce warrior to scare off all the neighborhood cats monkeying around in our yard but she is just too wimpy for that.

One day, she went to take a dump, and a kitten seized this opportunity to sneak into our house, take over her bed, and proceeds to eat all her snacks. When she came back all she did was watch helplessly, and looking helplessly at me, and then submissively accepts her fate and digs for leftovers.

Video Proof on youtube:
watch?v=tVTS-IkQ0Ow

I can't do this anymore, someone take her away. I need to get a pitbull.

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