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Haha.... This reminds me of a song done by Monty Python....

This is brilliant. Leave it to Funny or Die to post something like this.

 

I was always under the presumption that the bankers theme song was a compilation of old R.E.M. hits but this completely takes the cake.

In 1976, James Hunt broke the sound barrier through Eau Rouge only to retire before the event finished... following the race he had sex with three Belgian nurses at the clubhouse near La Source.
 

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