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Pizz

I like ur username

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Chimp

thanks guys, it's my second day here!

PEarbitrage

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Welcome to the most depraved yet somehow still slightly respectable place on the internet.

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financeabc

Human

Pizz. New girl could use some help. Can you give her a tour of this place?

Pizz

The finest on the internet reside here. Welcome, and happy to help any way I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

financeabc

Human

U da man

chimpnotsimp

Neanderthal

Edit your post to remove your name ASAP, welcome :D

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Sendhelp

Orangutan

Remove your name hunny

Gorilla

Agree with above posters on removing your name, also prob change ur username or post under Anon function from now on.

Whatever1984

Most Helpful

Anybody on here who's anybody is anonymous here to not have to deal with compliance. Generally we try to not flagrantly abuse the rules anyway (and personally, I think I'm cool even if compliance figured out that I'm on here) but it's a headache you don't want. Hell, even on Twitter, while I'm anonymous as well, the Bloomberg guys and most of the other talking heads know who I am, but I still won't say anything if a Fund is brought up. That leaves me talking with them about things like 'best N64 games.'

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.

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The Pro

I’ll beat you in Mariokart 64 - the best game ever.

Whatever1984

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