No grades. What fun jobs can I pick? :D

I have no grades, but I want a job. I was offered a job with $25k a year pay but I'm tempted to turn it down becouse it was a manual labour kind of job. I wanna have a job where I must use my brain so I can train the brain to become smart like you guys :P My dad told me I should take the manual labour job and then invest savings, becouse showed a ROA of 450% as I turned his $1k into $4,5k in just over a year (trading weed).

But I wanna be a baller tho. Like you guys. Is there nothing I can get into that has some potential for big upside? Maybe I can do a site like this one, but instead for people suffering from coma or whatever.

Putting this in monkey cage but the question is serious. Its just that people dont take my way of asking things seriously xD

 
Quaneaser:

I know this is a troll, but watch the show Breaking Bad and get back to us

So is the show relevant? In what way? I heard they shoot some fine heroin on the show. Is it about heroin?
 
jeremy07:

Join the military. Great and crazy jobs you can segue into. Learn to control yourself.

Man I can't handle those green muscle people. Marine = a blue color? Do the marines have that blue color on their vests? If so maybe I'll join.

Do I have to be an american citizen? I'm from EU :/

 
Diacetyl:
jeremy07:

Join the military. Great and crazy jobs you can segue into. Learn to control yourself.

Man I can't handle those green muscle people. Marine = a blue color? Do the marines have that blue color on their vests? If so maybe I'll join.

Do I have to be an american citizen? I'm from EU :/

French Foreign Legion for you then
"Mr. Perkins poses an extreme risk to the market when drunk."
 

Military is a good Option. Or you could travel to Burma and learn how to cook this new crystal meth with vanilla taste

I was already so far beyond the point of no return that I couldn't remember what it had looked like when I had passed it.
 

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"Mr. Perkins poses an extreme risk to the market when drunk."

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