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junkbondswapThat's funny because I have been reading the same headline in the news for the past few weeks. You're an idiot. I said it first. Write it down, take a picture, I dont give a fuck. Care to elaborate on your thesis?
Took a screenshot. Will print, and post on my wall.
 

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