Now everyone thinks im a degenerate

It was a normal day. I was recieving orders in my office when i got up to get some cofee. I was thinking about the soccer game last night when i felt the floor moving. For some unknwon reason the floor was very slippery and im very clumsy. However, (this is the disgracing part) i landed in the arms of a coworker. He didnt expect me but i hugged him hard and accidentally kissed his neck while falling down in a dive of love. Im really slow to react so can only estimate we were (seemingly) making out in the office floor for about 3 seconds.

3 shameful seconds that everyone, (including my crush) observed with awe. The bulliyng has gotten to a point in which im seriously considering quitting my job or move location. Oh, and if you wanna know how his reaction; a kick in my butt (it caused even more laughs). Please advice me on things i could do to improve my rating. I have always been a loser but never a depraved guy.
Thanls alot

 

People reading this site need to step outside once in a while. This is an obvious troll and not a particularly believable one. Try again, Goatman - good concept but poor execution.

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