Mad? No. Surprised? No. Unhappy for the future of my taxes? Yes.

"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is." - Oscar Wilde "Seriously, psychology is for those with two x chromosomes." - RagnarDanneskjold
 

Nice troll, but maybe try this in November

The Four E's of investment "The greatest Enemies of the Equity investor are Expenses and Emotions."- Warren Buffet
 

this did not create the shit-storm that i was expecting.

troll unsuccessful =(

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 

Yeah, we know, and every REAL politician is plotting for 2016. Let the GOP run its freak show this November, they need a good ass kicking to get their heads straight. To the mooooon Newt, zoom bang!

Get busy living
 
ANT:
^^^^

Love that image hahah. Stimulate the economy by cutting taxes. Government just wastes the money and misdirects it.

He did cut taxes. In the stimulus plan.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
duffmt6:
ANT:
^^^^

Love that image hahah. Stimulate the economy by cutting taxes. Government just wastes the money and misdirects it.

He did cut taxes. In the stimulus plan.

Yes but it won't work. Why? Simply because they went deeper into debt to afford that temporary tax cut. This means that you'll have to pay back the principal (raise taxes to their previous level) AND pay interest on the principal (now you have to raise back taxes even more!).

If taxes are not raised, they'll simply print money; inflation = hidden tax.

And it's interesting to see the wording Obama uses:

'' we need to raise revenue '' -- feels like someone else will pay

but you won't hear him say '' we need to raise taxes'' -- feels like I'm going to pay.

Both are the same but Obama uses the revenue line.

 
ANT:
^^^^

Love that image hahah. Stimulate the economy by cutting taxes. Government just wastes the money and misdirects it.

It reminds of this Econ Genius

 

Just knowing politics I can see several absurd predictions. Virginia is almost certainly going GOP in 2012 and Missouri being a 69% change for the GOP is pretty ridiculous--it's a bitterly fought battleground every year.

And unless the model takes into account "real" unemployment, housing equity and gas prices then it's a model that's basically without merit.

I think Obama wins (God help us), but this model is of no more value than the fallacious global warming computer models that ignore cloud formation and solar activity.

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If that happens, I might as well forget trying to make something of myself by working hard because in another four years who knows the damage he could do the the American system of capitalism.

Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.
 
CornerOffice21:
If that happens, I might as well forget trying to make something of myself by working hard because in another four years who knows the damage he could do the the American system of capitalism.

oh jesus.

stop your bitching.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 
sayandarula:
CornerOffice21:
If that happens, I might as well forget trying to make something of myself by working hard because in another four years who knows the damage he could do the the American system of capitalism.

oh jesus.

stop your bitching.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
burnt tangerine:
Barring him being caught in a prostitution ring, Obama will win.
Fun list: things Obama would have to do in order to NOT be elected.
  • Punch Boehner in the face on TV (or Sean Hannity)
  • Drop the bomb
  • Get in a gunfight with Wu-Tang
  • Take a dump on Putin's desk
  • feel free to add your own silly ideas
Get busy living
 
UFOinsider:
burnt tangerine:
Barring him being caught in a prostitution ring, Obama will win.
Fun list: things Obama would have to do in order to NOT be elected.
  • Punch Boehner in the face on TV (or Sean Hannity)
  • Drop the bomb
  • Get in a gunfight with Wu-Tang
  • Take a dump on Putin's desk
  • feel free to add your own silly ideas

Debate Newt Gingrich on live TV!!!!!!!!!

jk

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

Punching Boehner will guarantee him a landslide victory.

Or better still, punching Cantor.

But Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, Rhaegar fought bravely. And Rhaegar died.
 
Anomanderis:
Punching Boehner will guarantee him a landslide victory.

Or better still, punching Cantor.

Punching Boehner will ensure he gets his ass beat in a fist fight.

There I fixed it for you.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

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