Office Babes Best Practices

I've been subconsciously working game on the floor for 2 years. It served me well to seem like I didn't have an ulterior motive, they thought I had no intentions. It was innocent at first (that's a fucking lie - I did not have any immediate plans ), but now I would like to reap the harvest. Co-Worker event or maybe one-on-one drinks. Can't decide....all suggestions and ideas welcome... If your advice is don't shit where I eat. Keep your advice to your fucking self. On my death bed, I will not regret passing up on tail out of concern for my career.

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As I said, I had no imminent capacity...I had a nice rotation with your sister, mother, and girlfriend (all three of which were outstanding). Send my regards - I'll see you at Thanksgiving....I will bring the stuffing.

 

Who does 2 years of subconscious game?

The irony would be by the time you execute on your long game you'll have grown up, no longer valuing office romance over your career.

"A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself."
 

Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels.

Cheer up, Bateman. What's the matter? No shiatsu this morning?
 
"TEDDYHAMMERS" I've been subconsciously working game on the floor for 2 years. It served me well to seem like I didn't have an ulterior motive, they thought I had no intentions. It was innocent at first (that's a fucking lie - I did not have any immediate plans ), but now I would like to reap the harvest. Co-Worker event or maybe one-on-one drinks. Can't decide....all suggestions and ideas welcome... If your advice is don't shit where I eat. Keep your advice to your fucking self. On my death bed, I will not regret passing up on tail out of concern for my career.

Subconsciously working game for 2 years = dreaming about hooking up with the chick, without saying anything, meaning that she barely knows you exist.

Don't you live in a big city? There are tons of chicks out there. Even though you already have proven you have no game and are not going to have any chance with her, if you by some miracle do pull something off, do you want all that drama in your work and play life? Your life will be all drama. Nothing but drama. Even if it doesn't start as drama, it will end as drama.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

your game was so subconscious none of them noticed bro office chicks have gross feet and bunyons from cramming them shits into triangle toe heels every day. in an apocalyptic scenario, she would trip and fall and get eaten and your ass would get eaten as well trying to save her. go meet a chick who does squats and shit

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

a chick knows whether or not she'd let you smash in 7 seconds it takes op 2 years people meet, date, marry, and divorce in that amount of time homie

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

Weak responses. I'm leaving my gig to go to a different shop so hence the opportunity you fucking mongoloids.. Some of you guys can't ever focus on answering a light hearted question with some funny substance. Ppl don't constantly need your beta-advice on life. I've made it this far....unless someone clearly asks for life/career advice it's fair to assume you shouldnt waste the energy in your little fingers.

 

this far being how far? rule of thumb: inverse correlation between ability to take a joke and ability to take a dick

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

Who cares how far...you're part of the problem. I got no mba, non-target, CFA, low two's gpa (i'd be remiss to mention, I do not value formal academics), Vp at 26, certainly not king of the castle, but I do know one thing: I do what I want, and I'm very particular about who I get serious advice from....namely myself and only myself. I took down one female at previous shop - and was a nice recurring transaction and good story to share with the boys. Hence why i mentioned I dont want any wanker advice from wankers regarding what I do on the job. D minus you fucking clucks. Beta-advice Mongoloids (BAMs).

 

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