Office Fun

At my work there are constant sexual innuendoes made from both the men and women. A lot of references which I suppose could be harassment if someone complained. Theres this one guy who always slaps the girls bums and gets away with it. It's all seen as a joke, lucky bastard. From what I hear he has done a few of the tarts in the office. You sometimes need a bit of fun or the work place gets really boring.

Getting with the older woman hasn't really worked yet so have set my self a new challenge. I want to get with one of th girls from sales and photocopy her ass on the copy machine. A collegue of mine claims to have found a photocopy of a ass a few years ago, he never found out who'sit was and is still a mystery to this day.

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how are the hours in your call center? are you kidding me? that is unprofessional shit that would get ppl castrated at my work.

 

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