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All the time, even my boss. It's the worst when it is a personal call with family or something to that extent. It's so distracting...

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It's just one person here and I'm developing a major fucking psychotic hatred of them. I'm more and more thinking about how I can have one of my bouncer friends basically tear this guy a new asshole so they're incapacitated and can't come to work. More realistically, I'm actually looking for a different job because I just can't stand this person.

I'd rather have a room full of crying babies scratching on a blackboard while blowing airhorns and listening to Miley Cyrus right now compared to this person's annoying ass voice.

Day I leave here, I have to do something to them.

Get busy living
 
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I'd rather have a room full of crying babies scratching on a blackboard while blowing airhorns and listening to Miley Cyrus right now compared to this person's annoying ass voice.

No, you wouldn't.

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