Open Letter to Yahoo! CEO, Marissa Mayer

It seems to me Marissa Mayer may have taken classes from Hugo Chavez, the now ex-strongman of Venezuela.

There are people at Yahoo!, however, who respecfully disagree with her orders. Orders that ring true to decrees and ordinations in the spirit of "Banana Republic" statesmen and stateswomen.

Keeps me wondering if Marissa may have had Mr. Chavez's cell number on her rolodex...

Letter text:

http://mrsniffen.tumblr.com/post/44600485954/an-open-letter-to-yahoo-ce…

With Hugo gone, all eyes are now on Fidel.

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Yahoo is a sinking ship that she is trying to save. You need to be in the office, to work long hours, to be part of the team. When things were fine policies were lax. They aren't fine and things change. These people need to stop bitching and moaning and put their back into it our simply quit. Either way do something other than piss and moan because, gasp, you have to actually go to work.

White collar babies.

 

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