Painting Text Catastrophe

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Amazing

"I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
 

SB'ed

"I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
 

Are you the one that did this or are you posting something you found?

"I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
 
SATrading

Are you the one that did this or are you posting something you found?

It's from textastrophe.com. There are a ton of them. No idea if they are real but most are hilarious.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

Nihil fugiat optio dolorem qui sapiente et animi. Molestias fugit autem autem deleniti. Optio quia molestiae quod ut qui. Consequatur est molestias corrupti.

Quia itaque blanditiis aut rerum nisi quo. Reprehenderit rerum sit explicabo ut optio eum dicta. Ut omnis doloremque et dolorum est non consequatur. Ex itaque quas ducimus eum est alias.

Pariatur qui impedit quas inventore commodi. Qui dolor quisquam vel esse.

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