Painting Text Catastrophe

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Amazing

"I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
 

SB'ed

"I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
 

Are you the one that did this or are you posting something you found?

"I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
 
SATrading

Are you the one that did this or are you posting something you found?

It's from textastrophe.com. There are a ton of them. No idea if they are real but most are hilarious.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

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