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Entirely dependent on the tier of baby.
Tier 1 Baby: Does not cry and is born circumcised. Path is H --> GS TMT --> Apollo --> US President
Tier 2 Baby: Cries a normal amount and is eventually circumcised. Path is Georgetown --> BOFA --> Audax --> NFL Special Teams Coach
Tier 3 Baby: Cries always and is uncircumcised. Path is IU --> Harris Williams --> LLR -- > D-List Actor
I don't believe this is serious, but I'll bite. It would be an extremely weird request. They would likely grant it, so they don't get sued, but it wouldn't reflect well on you.
Wait, how is your girlfriend likely to be pregnant in a year? Just hold on for a few more months and then you’ll be fine. Jeez
You can already tell that baby is going to grow up well adjusted!
Not sure. I interned at a BB (Nomura/KKR/PJT/Baird/Google/NASA) and it wasn't an issue, but your EB may be different
You want the most prestigious option? Ask the baby to defer start date.
If you’re expecting in more than 9 months, consider pulling out and waiting until you’re married for such a request …
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