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Just be like 1. biyach, I'm here to get my learn on 2. so I can get my job on 3. so I can get my $$$$$$ on 4. .........word to ma peeplz 5. actually, I'm white, I'm just bored today.

Get busy living
 
UFOinsiderJust be like 1. biyach, I'm here to get my learn on 2. so I can get my job on 3. so I can get my $$$$$$ on 4. .........word to ma peeplz 5. actually, I'm white, I'm just bored today.

please tell me your firm is hiring this fall, i'd like a job that let's me work all day on my post count

jk

As for OP, the older you get, the less you'll care what anyone other than your spouse/boss says...

If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!
 
WalMartShopper
UFOinsiderJust be like 1. biyach, I'm here to get my learn on 2. so I can get my job on 3. so I can get my $$$$$$ on 4. .........word to ma peeplz 5. actually, I'm white, I'm just bored today.

please tell me your firm is hiring this fall, i'd like a job that let's me work all day on my post count

jk

As for OP, the older you get, the less you'll care what anyone other than your spouse/boss says...

I took the day off :) usually I'm jumping on WSO during the 30-45 second slack times between tasks.
Get busy living
 

The real question is why did you waste your time in some circlejerk bs called 'business leadership program'. You should have expected to interact with giant tools spewing crap about what it means to be a great leader. For some reason most things that have 'leadership' in their name are loads of bs.

 
iwantaboatcause they have contacts with GS and others companies and a large alumni network

Well, it seems you've made your choice of what people you will hang out with. You should expect to have to put up with tools.

 

So you had a bad day because some bitch shitted on you. Sorry man, especially since it looks like you were really hoping this program would be more productive.

But imo, it sounds like you might have provoked this rather than it being completely class-based. When she (I assume the leader?) asks you a question that you already answered don't say "what I just said" that could be construed as rude/disrespectful (you basically told her: you're a stupid ineffective listener- which may be the case but not something you say to the leader) and provoke such a response. You should have just repeated your answer in different words and longer until the leader is satisfied. Well, live and learn.

 

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