Republicans Push Back on Stephen Miller's Strange Desire for Greenland

Deputy Chief of Staff, Joseph Goebbels cosplayer, and adult who wasn't bullied enough as a kid Stephen Miller gave some incredibly strange interviews over the past few days, in which he sabre rattled about the United States invading Greenland. This predictably led to a negative response from various European powers, including a threat of NATO going against the United States if it came to that, but it also inspired some big-name Republicans to rediscover their testicular fortitude. 

"Some people around here call me cranky. You know what makes me cranky? Stupid. What makes me cranky is when people don’t do their homework. I’m sick of stupid. The amateurs who said it’s a good idea [to invade Greenland] should lose their jobs." -Senator Thom Tillis 

"Threats and intimidation by U.S. officials over American ownership of Greenland are as unseemly as they are counterproductive. And the use of force to seize the sovereign democratic territory of one of America’s most loyal and capable allies would be an especially catastrophic act of strategic self-harm to America and its global influence." -Senator Mitch McConnell 

Meanwhile, the Senate, with support from various Republicans, advanced a measure to restrict Trump's power to use military force in Venezuela today. 

As John Mack used to say, "There's blood in the water." This administration is a sinking ship and even Congress can see it. 

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ive seen enough, raise the defence budget 50% and yell at Raytheon for doing stock buybacks 

Maga Marxism is the gift that will deliver fallout power armour trust 

 

A substantial number of republicans will need to move to non-extradition countries in 2028, maybe sooner. USA already has severe existential structural issues without the amateur hour bullshit fucking things up worse.

Get busy living
 
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I can't wait for the Trump supporters to flood in here and gobble some nuts about how "We clearly need Greenland" as if we don't already have enough bumfuck nothing land in Alaska and the Rockies. 

Reagan would have a fucking stroke listening to these brainlets try to justify this expansionist, authoritarian regime. 

Fuck me man. I can only hope this shit stops in the midterms, because fuck me I don't think the country will survive much more of this. So much for Pax Americana

 

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