Ridiculous ways of making a Million dollars
I realized that every time I search about making a quick million, someone comes with a logical but unrealistic idea of making a million dollars.
Post any way of making a million.
My idea: Buy 500k worth of pencils that cost a dollar and sell it for 3 dollars each
Bump.
uhh buy anything for less and sell it for more than you bought it for...
No need to bump 12 minutes after you post it lol
You must be the biggest fucking retard on WSO since MiamiThrice.
Be me....?
Rob a bank...
Name one person who will buy a single pencil for 3 dollars. Bad investment.
+1
Location. Location. Location.
Even horrible ideas can be profitable investments, if executed properly.
Become a billionaire, then buy an airline.
I actually laughed out loud at his post
This is a quote by Richard Branson, who actually did exactly that.
Better question: how the fuck could you sell 500k pencils?
blow 40,000 guys for $25 each
Open up 500 credit card accounts with a credit limit of $10,000 each. Purchase 1 month US T-Bills. You will have just under 2 months to pay back your credit cards, and so long as you pay within the 2 months, its interest free. On top of that, you will get points awarded for all the volume you are using.
Profit off the yield from the T-Bills, the ability to borrow money interest free for 2 months, and the awards you get from the credit card companies.
Sell $1,000,000 worth of Credit Default Swaps (CDS) for Walmart Bonds.
Start a SPAC (special purpose acquisition company), issue bonds, buy credit default swaps against the bonds, have your SPAC file for bankruptcy, and you will be a multimillionaire very quick.
this is the kind of get-rich-quick attitude adopted by all the idiots in this country who have no skills or knowledge or work ethic that has put our society in such fine shape. i applaud you, son, keep chasing that dream.
Sling crack...?
Start with $5 million and buy european sovereign debt.
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