Hey guys,
a friend of mine has birthday today and I am searching for a funny birthday gift. He recently got an offer for a job in investment banking and I therefor want to make him a present related to that.
The present should be funny and cheap around 15$. My first thought was a hair pomade and some cofein pills.
Do you have better ideas?
Thanks so much.
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