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CartwrightI wonder that myself when I see grown men admitting to watching/enjoying this coat hanger abortion of a television show.

Best description of this show I've heard yet.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
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Nobama88 What this country has come to...

I wonder that myself when I see grown men admitting to watching/enjoying this coat hanger abortion of a television show.

Agreed, or any of that cheesy reality bullshit on the other channels.

 

I'm glad I can get these Jersey Shore updates on WSO now. Thanks, Patrick! ;)

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

I enjoy the show because it's like watching a train wreck. How can you not get a kick out of these retards accusing each other of the very shit they do a day earlier? They're uneducated, immature, emotionally underdeveloped and perpetually drunk. The show is great because it reminds you of the trash you vow not to become.

"The smell just 'permanated' everywhere!" -- Sitch

Love it.

 

I'd watch it for that reason, but then I would be contributing to their paychecks. I can't do that.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Cart, you are bi-winning.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Since when did every form of media consumed have to be of the highest artistic merit? Since when did a trashy TV show speak volumes of the viewer's intelligence?

I've lost count of all the TV shows, books, movies and music that are FAR from deserving of an Emmy, National Book Award, Oscar or Grammy, but that doesn't prevent me from enjoying them.

I will note, however, that if the ONLY lit a female reads is Twilight and Harry Potter, she's probably a dolt.

 

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