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I just died laughing....

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

That was fucking hilarious. Just made my double all nighter a lot better, thanks.

On a sadder note, I carry the exact same portfolio to interviews as the seduction specialist at the 43 second mark.

 
vanillathunder12That was fucking hilarious. Just made my double all nighter a lot better, thanks.

On a sadder note, I carry the exact same portfolio to interviews as the seduction specialist at the 43 second mark.

For what it's worth, an apple is better at keeping you more alert in the morning than coffee. Since caffeine is a diuretic, it causes an increase in urine volume. This results in faster dehydration and may cause headaches. When pulling multiple - or even one - all-nighters, make sure to drink a lot of water.

 

Leave it to Funny or Die to capture the beauty of Four Loko.

Did anyone catch the bit at the end when they read the warnings. I had to do a double take, I was laughing too hard, when I heard them say may cause Montezuma's Revenge.

 

Back when I was in college I was a bartender. We had to get dumb bitches fucked up the old fashion way.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 

Eddie, are you fascinated with Four Loco because you can't get it in Paris, or are you holding a significant chunk of their stock?? Hilarious video either way.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
 
BirdsDom Mazetti vs. Four Loko -- easily the best video

That shit was hilarious. +1 SB.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
Midas Mulligan MagooAND MUMPS

Don't forget the Alabama Hotpocket, lol.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
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