Rumblings of Uprising in the CVP Bullpen ?!?
Ever since CVP fired a junior banker for sleeping too much, rumor has it the analysts are planning a coup. To be fair, if I ever catch my analyst talking about “depression” or “mood disorders,” I’d fire them to. Energy is contagious, and I don’t want to catch whatever you have.
Anyways, last night as I walked home, I passed the CVP office around 1am. Since my AirPods died, I could hear light rumblings from within. Wrote down the words I could make out:
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
I believe the fired banker became a martyr. I heard rebellious recordings from analysts's phones that sounded like they were glorifying him. I didn't quite catch the name, but there was something along the lines of "we carry the flame" and "we'll honor his name"
Do you think this will spread to other banks?
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Are you sure you didn't just hear a party at fogo de Chao?
heard a few of the analysts from her group have been working on a crazy deal since this all came out. They’re literally on like RFP_v24601 or something crazy like that
Wow, sounds miserable
Break the chains.
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