Rumblings of Uprising in the CVP Bullpen ?!?

Ever since CVP fired a junior banker for sleeping too much, rumor has it the analysts are planning a coup. To be fair, if I ever catch my analyst talking about “depression” or “mood disorders,” I’d fire them to. Energy is contagious, and I don’t want to catch whatever you have.

Anyways, last night as I walked home, I passed the CVP office around 1am. Since my AirPods died, I could hear light rumblings from within. Wrote down the words I could make out:

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!

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I believe the fired banker became a martyr. I heard rebellious recordings from analysts's phones that sounded like they were glorifying him. I didn't quite catch the name, but there was something along the lines of "we carry the flame" and "we'll honor his name"

Do you think this will spread to other banks?

 

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