Russian Curler Thinks He Was Sabotaged

WSJYou kidding me right now? You would think those Commies over in mother Russia would realize "Hey, we should probably not try and cheat THIS TIME". This isn't the old Cold War where the only way the Russians/Soviets could show their society was working was to compete at a higher level in international athletic competition and taking HGH/Steroids to do so.

HOWEVER (Stephen A Smith Voice), it would appear they are not as smart as we thought. Then this clown tries and pulls the "I know nothing" card. HELLO?!?! In his mind he probably thinks if he wasn't the person who purchased the meldonium it isn't his fault.

Second, why do you need steroids in curling?!?!?!? Is the rock a little too heavy for you, bro? Does your sweeping speed increase now?

Just an absolutely bananas story coming out of the 2018 Olympics that have been pretty underwhelming honestly. Usually I get up for every Olympics, but this year my interest just isn't there.

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