Satirical Finance

Hi, first post. I discovered WSO through M&I and Leveraged Sellout as I find the whole satirical take on the finance industry incredibly amusing (I know M&I isn't typically but they do have the occasional stuff). Was spurred by the Local Attraction video so thought I'd start a thread attempting to collate everything people had seen.

In my opinion LSO is absolute gold, anyone have anything else?

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LongorShort Cap is easily the funniest thing I've read

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for freedom of thought which they seldom use.
 

They still post, just very sparsely. They put a new one up last month, "Long YOLO Notes"

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for freedom of thought which they seldom use.
 

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