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Glad he's okay, but why is he fiddling with mail for such a long time with his door open on the street side? The street looks tight and he must know how closely the cars are passing by him. I would walk around to the passenger side and fix up whatever I need there, especially since he's doing this everyday, every hour, greatly increasing his chance of getting struck one day.

 

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Glad he's okay, but why is he fiddling with mail for such a long time with his door open on the street side? The street looks tight and he must know how closely the cars are passing by him. I would walk around to the passenger side and fix up whatever I need there, especially since he's doing this everyday, every hour, greatly increasing his chance of getting struck one day.

yeah you're right he fucked up and probably has been systemically good point

his fucking pelvis would have been pulverized had his ass been 6 inches farther back

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