WOW! Seems like an excellent opportunity. You have an Oscar talent cast and you're turning to an anonymous internet message board for funding!? Sounds like my lucky day!

Are you a Nigerian prince by any chance?

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

I have an investor waiting to send money for this remarkable opportunity. Please provide me with your bank account, name, personal identification number and any other necessary requisites. My client is a from a prominent Nigerian family and therefore cannot communicate with you directly, hope you understand.

Looking forward to working with you and creating this great feature film!

PS: there's potential for financing future projects as well, looking forward to making us all very rich

More is good, all is better
 

It feels like the quality of troll posts has hit rock-bottom as of late...Blumie needs to make a comeback or something.

I think the last quality troll thread was the one with "How I Got into GS" in the title and then the OP was just "I applied to ops".

 

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