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This is why I believe that people are inherently good. Most people are cynical because our country is run by a small group of sociopaths --- but they don't represent the majority.

Please don't quote Patrick Bateman.
 

The US is one of the most generous nations on the planet. People are always more than happy to help each other out. I think this is more apparent in smaller towns, but it happens everywhere and all the time.

 

Apparently he just ran the bases at AT&T Park. His little brother is also sporting a Robin costume.

Faith in humanity restored.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 

The article about the days events in the comment section is hysterical.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

yeah. they commented that this was a one-time thing but still have to worry about creating a precedent. I've seen the ones they feature on SportsCenter that involve the kids meeting professional players, which is a cool second place prize.

Even the kids who have the ultimate misfortune of undergoing chemo have a better hairline than LeBron James.

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when i first heard about this being planned a couple weeks ago, my black shriveled heart beat again for a second. i hope the kid had an amazing day.

 

I'm just going to say it: Being bat kid for a day must be pretty cool, but the real winner in this is the actor playing batman who follows the kid around.

Pulls up to da cluuuub in a murdered out Lambo

batman actor: Hey shortay can I buy you a drank?

beezy: sure, so what do you do?

batman actor: oh nothing too exciting, just making little leukemia survivors wishes come true and crusin in my lambo. its outside. wanna take a ride?

 

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