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The CU chatroom hazing rituals have gotten pretty intense. Be careful what you wish for.

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duffmt6The CU chatroom hazing rituals have gotten pretty intense.
if by intense you mean butt chugging, then count me in
 
Ron Paul
duffmt6The CU chatroom hazing rituals have gotten pretty intense.
if by intense you mean butt chugging, then count me in
because getting your stomach pumped is overrated
 
BTbanker
Ron Paul
duffmt6The CU chatroom hazing rituals have gotten pretty intense.
if by intense you mean butt chugging, then count me in
because getting your stomach pumped is overrated
getting your stomach pumped is for pussies

either hold your liquor, puke, or die

 

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