Short Men

I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

NewbAssociateI have encountered enough short men (those, say 5'7 and shorter) to know to be very careful with them. I am yet to meet one that does not harbor some ferocious napoleon complex and while it may smile and look kindly on you, be warned, it is no friend and it will not hesitate to back-stab you if that gives it some precious short-man vindication.

If you are over six feet tall you might as well wear a bull's eye to work. You are no doubt the cause of all of its woes, big and small. This applies to women also. And certainly, do not, under any circumstance make use of the word 'shortcoming' in any context.

GOLD

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I have noticed that there are decent number of really short (close to 5 feet) guys on Wall Street, probably trying to overcompensate a bit. There's nothing wrong with that, might as well use any deficiencies that you have to motivate you further. Most of them are genuinely cool dudes, although I know one that fits your description.

They all have something to prove.

Also avoid Jews, Indians, Blacks, and Asians.

/s

This is perhaps the dumbest thread I've ever seen.

Also beware of office ladies/executive assistants.

Banker88 you forgot Hispanics (not racist if you're prejudice against all races right?)

Hispanics are the worst of all inferior races.

Why is it when a tall guy is an asshole he's just an asshole but when a short guy is an asshole he suddenly has some medically diagnosed complex like napoleon or overcompensation?

On the flip side, look up The Warren Harding Effect.

c'mon no one has ever heard of the warren harding effect but everyone uses napoleon complex

OP is right. Short dudes always try and overcompensate.

Listen here, TheKing.

You do not 'try and' do anything. You 'try to' do things. The way your post reads, it would seem that, "Short dudes always try and always overcompensate." That's what you wrote, you fucking moron. I'm assuming you speak that way as well, baby dick.

It's unbelievable how illiterate some of you donkeys are. Read a book, for fuck's sake....

I think the same stands for anyone with an inferiority complex : education/height/looks/ethnicity just depends on how immature someone is I guess. Other than that i agree, dont underestimate people who may have the above issues or you wont know what hit you.

So at 5'8 i'm not short? sweet, but I guess this means I will have to cancel my plans to conquer europe and exterminate all the talls.

short guys have it rough with the ladies, I always hear women say that they'd never date someone shorter than them, it's the one thing they all agree on.

I believe both Henry Kravis and Steve Schwarzman are short? And who says money can't compensate for height?

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when it comes to love/emotions, girls are easily manipulated.

...lol look at fucking Rasputin? have any idea how much weird sex with hot girls he had? They say he smelled bad and was very unkempt- taking showers rarely.

I once had a successful executive, who was short (5'6" ish), make the following comment when he was getting ragged on for his height:

"I'm not so short when standing on my wallet!"

Needless to say, everyone got a good laugh.

I'm actually 6'0'' (not particularly tall, but not short either). I just dislike bad writing and poor grammer proliferating through misuse. And I was in a bad mood, so I felt like laying down the law.

You learned the easy way that you speak/write poorly. What if we met in a business setting and you spoke like that? You would have some work to do to compensate for you poor grammar. Now, you know at least one way you can become more 'money' (in the 'Swingers' sense of the word).

You're welcome.

(P.s.) You must now call me 'sensei' when you don't have that ball gag in your mouth.

I am 6'0 and I laugh at shorter men