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Hahaha!

If this gives you any indication of what happens when you don't:

http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/rich-single-women-age-18-50-where…

Then most decidedly, yes. You SHOULD ban women like me. Not sure how that'd work logistically, but it can't hurt to give it the ol' college try. ;)

I like your keywords: ruin thread, "why you here"..pitchbook.

 
NYCSAHahaha!

If this gives you any indication of what happens when you don't:

http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/rich-single-women-age-18-50-where…

Then most decidedly, yes. You SHOULD ban women like me. Not sure how that'd work logistically, but it can't hurt to give it the ol' college try. ;)

I like your keywords: ruin thread, "why you here"..pitchbook.

Not only do you embarrass yourself in that link by getting trolled but you also succumb to a small penis argument against a troll.

 
ddar
NYCSAHahaha!

If this gives you any indication of what happens when you don't:

http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/rich-single-women-age-18-50-where…

Then most decidedly, yes. You SHOULD ban women like me. Not sure how that'd work logistically, but it can't hurt to give it the ol' college try. ;)

I like your keywords: ruin thread, "why you here"..pitchbook.

Not only do you embarrass yourself in that link by getting trolled but you also succumb to a small penis argument against a troll.

I just skimmed through that thread and I agree. It's almost laughable at the amount of time and energy wasted on that thread. The internet is serious business.
 

This is down right sexist. But after reading a few of these forums on here I am beginning to think that most guys on here don't really see woman as equals but more like objects.

 
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Frescut: that's because most of the kids here are 18-20 year olds who fantasize that getting into GS/MS will automatically make them attractive to girls. it might, but those girls aren't the type you are looking for.

respect people. that means women, people different from you, people who work manual labor for a living, secretaries, etc. unless they are actual douches or have done something to you or your friends in your past, never look down on anyone. end of story. it'll make you a more successful (and a better) person in the long-run

ban women (and men) when they're being dumbasses (e.g. the U JELLY set of posters) or actively writing false things that detract from the quality of the forums, not because they're women

 
bIastoiseFrescut: that's because most of the kids here are 18-20 year olds who fantasize that getting into GS/MS will automatically make them attractive to girls. it might, but those girls aren't the type you are looking for.

respect people. that means women, people different from you, people who work manual labor for a living, secretaries, etc. unless they are actual douches or have done something to you or your friends in your past, never look down on anyone. end of story. it'll make you a more successful (and a better) person in the long-run

ban women (and men) when they're being dumbasses (e.g. the U JELLY set of posters) or actively writing false things that detract from the quality of the forums, not because they're women

THIS. :)

 

Troll isn't successful yet but will be successful.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
blackfinancierTroll isn't successful yet but will be successful.
DING DING DING, WHAT DO WE HAVE FOR HIM, JOHNNY?!

I don't care if a coworker is a guy or a girl - if they can do the job and not be a pain in the ass, I'm cool with them. FYI, I've met some pretty hardcore bitches (said endearingly) in this industry and I have to be honest....I DIG IT.

OP, whatsamatta, homo needs the he-man women hater club to feel like big boy? (and by 'homo' I mean no disrespect to actual homosexuals)

Get busy living
 

TBH who gives a damn. Every one should just keep quiet about their race/sex on this board, take advantage of the anonymity.

Always be improving
 

Absolutely! There's not a single bitch on this planet with enough free time to be dicking around on WSO. They should all be locked in a giant kitchen. What do we want?! Sandwiches! When do we want 'em?! Now!

 

lol turtles

Fail topic :/

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
marcellus_wallaceMiss Ind, aadpepsi (spelling) and a couple others. Helped make this site what it is today way back in the day. The female perspective is very welcome and needed.
  • HerSerendipity to that list.

also, add an approval system. new users who post must have their first three approved by mod. promotes search function, reduces trolling (slightlyy). lots of posts backing up and need an answer? search function most likely will have it.

 
marcellus_wallaceMiss Ind, aadpepsi (spelling) and a couple others. Helped make this site what it is today way back in the day. The female perspective is very welcome and needed.

Miss Ind hasn't posted in a long time - guess she decided to stop, a shame really - she was one of the earlier WSOers and I learned a lot from her posts. And +1 on adding HerSerendipity.

 
KanonMiss Ind hasn't posted in a long time - guess she decided to stop, a shame really - she was one of the earlier WSOers and I learned a lot from her posts. And +1 on adding HerSerendipity.

Probably because of the large amount of obnoxious sixteen year old children on here.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Women have no souls and are, by definition, "subhuman". They are merely objects for a man's sexual pleasure.

No, but in all seriousness, yes, women should be banned from WSO. I haven't heard an intelligent thought from a woman since Margaret Thatcher was prime minister.

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UFO, you sound like an ass-pounding, pot smoking hippie from your above comments. "Women are our equals. No offense to homosexuals." Jesus Christ, dude. Were you raised by 2 men? Could you sound anymore like an indoctrinated, politically correct douchebag? It's ok to call someone gay without apologizing to gays. It's ok to admit that women, by and large, are inferior when it comes to the game of mathematics (which this business fundamentally is). You don't need to apologize for it.

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Virginia Tech 4everUFO, you sound like an ass-pounding, pot smoking hippie from your above comments. "Women are our equals. No offense to homosexuals." Jesus Christ, dude. Were you raised by 2 men? Could you sound anymore like an indoctrinated, politically correct douchebag? It's ok to call someone gay without apologizing to gays. It's ok to admit that women, by and large, are inferior when it comes to the game of mathematics (which this business fundamentally is). You don't need to apologize for it.
I said it this way to underscore that he's gayer than gay, but you apparently missed that. For the record, I'm a hard drinking Irish Catholic who's considering leaving office life for the military.

How about this bitch: go fuck yourself.

Get busy living
 
Virginia Tech 4everUFO, you sound like an ass-pounding, pot smoking hippie from your above comments. "Women are our equals. No offense to homosexuals." Jesus Christ, dude. Were you raised by 2 men? Could you sound anymore like an indoctrinated, politically correct douchebag? It's ok to call someone gay without apologizing to gays. It's ok to admit that women, by and large, are inferior when it comes to the game of mathematics (which this business fundamentally is). You don't need to apologize for it.

Douche. You don't know how to read do you?

 

women like NYCSA anf UFO insider should

But MISS IGN never she give me advice that i always search for on net all this time

she gave me detail on what to wear in BB dress code, tell me what resume is important in her last Post

so beside every other women only Miss Ign is worthy to stay on

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 
lwgreendog18women like NYCSA anf UFO insider should

But MISS IGN never she give me advice that i always search for on net all this time

she gave me detail on what to wear in BB dress code, tell me what resume is important in her last Post

so beside every other women only Miss Ign is worthy to stay on

Virginia Tech 4ever is cool, but you can do us a favor and throw yourself off the nearest cliff.

Shouldn't you be at your ESL classes?

Get busy living
 
UFOinsider
lwgreendog18women like NYCSA anf UFO insider should

But MISS IGN never she give me advice that i always search for on net all this time

she gave me detail on what to wear in BB dress code, tell me what resume is important in her last Post

so beside every other women only Miss Ign is worthy to stay on

Virginia Tech 4ever is cool, but you can do us a favor and throw yourself off the nearest cliff.

Shouldn't you be at your ESL classes?

you sir are a complete lunatic

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
 

Hate to break it to you Greendoggie, but if you're up recent trends at all, women are going to college and graduating at a higher rate than men. There are more women coming into positions of power and running companies than ever before. Also, there are more stay at home dads (I hope your practicing your vacuum cleaning skills).

So to say it nicely, prepare to be owned. Karma's a bitch and at some point you'll undoubtedly have a woman boss who will figure out your a sexist prick and make your life a living hell.

 
xc48crossHate to break it to you Greendoggie, but if you're up recent trends at all, women are going to college and graduating at a higher rate than men. There are more women coming into positions of power and running companies than ever before. Also, there are more stay at home dads (I hope your practicing your vacuum cleaning skills).

So to say it nicely, prepare to be owned. Karma's a bitch and at some point you'll undoubtedly have a woman boss who will figure out your a sexist prick and make your life a living hell.

Well ACTUALLY... green doggie is perfectly okay with doting on a woman breadwinner, as indicated in his other thread.

More is good, all is better
 

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