Silvio Berlusconi: Baller to the 3rd Generation

I lawl'ed

http://dealbreaker.com/2012/02/silvio-berlusconi-…

I'm sure everybody and their cousin from Alabama reads dealbreaker, but I really had to post this one.

“You know that I am a great expert about women,” he says, immediately after settling in to talk. “Yesterday I got a call from my daughter. I have a grandson who is four years old, one of my six grandchildren. He went to Formentera and was eating pizza with his mother and some old friends. The pizza maker was Italian, and his daughter was serving at the table. She was very pretty. So my grandson was fascinated by this girl. He asks her, ‘what is your name?’ ‘Caterina,’ she says. ‘Oh, you are so beautiful Caterina. What beautiful eyes you have Caterina.’ Then he made his move.”