Statue Defilement

“There’s a perpetuation of rape culture and this boys will be boys attitude, it’s disgusting,” she said. “I’m glad to see that most people agree with me. It’s nothing that should be celebrated, it’s not funny, and the fact that this guy was showing his entitlement, defiling the statue... it was utterly revolting.”

Indeed, this young "man" is spreading the idea that hetero-patriarchal-capitalistic-domination is OK. Well, we've got news for him: it's not!

Clearly the problem is lack of women. Once we get more women on Wall Street, statues will no longer live in fear!

THIS is what women's rights look like:

bend photo statue-grope-thumbs-up_zpsqhpkjzlc.jpg

baby photo statue-grope-giant-baby_zpss6tnvx4y.jpg

eat photo statue-grope-girl-ride-chair_zpswpsmcu91.jpg

crotch photo statue-grope-sea-captain_zpswels2mqb.jpg

What I'm really looking forward to are all of the "men" whom identify as feminists, posting their reasons why the female photos are justified. I'll get things started:

"Surferdude867, women can't defile statues, ok?"

"You don't understand, women behave this way because of patriarchy!"

Anyone else?

 

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