Steve Jobs' Health Declines, Leaves Apple

Because the Apple board will not give him enough hospital time, Steve is heading to Research in Motion, which will be renamed RIM Jobs.

I’m curious to hear your thoughts on this. How will profit margins affect your decision to sell RIM Jobs? Personally, I'm going to buy protection against the risk of selling short RIM Jobs.

Guys, I’m warning you. If you’re slow on the trigger, it’ll get dangerous when too many bears start selling RIM Jobs to bulls. You could end up taking a pretty nasty lick.

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