Stinky taint!!! need help

My taint is super stinky. Like so bad, my gf refuses to give me head most days because of how bad the whole asshole/taint/balls region smells. I agree, I can smell the stench as I open my legs. I washed the area 4 times in the shower (2x with loofah, 2 times with hands) and it still stank when I got out. I'm using pretty nice body wash so I don't think that os the issue. Do you all have any recommendations?

 

This isn't a troll post btw I'm genuinely curious and need help

 

I try to stick to keto/paelo inspired shit, generally low carb and not too processed though it has been slipping recently

 

couple possibilities

1. moisture - if your balls aren't dry and you put on undies, you're creating a science project. hello mildew!

2. dirt & dead skin - it sticks to your hair, so shave your balls and taint bro

3. diet - garbage in garbage out

4. just skip head in favor of anal, then you can blame the smell on her

5. see a dermatologist or get a girl with covid who's lost taste and smell

 

For a while she thought it was moisture so I've been drying my ass really well and going spread eagle after showers to keep it aired out. That's helped but not the source. My taint/underballs are pretty hairy so i should shave them more that'll probably help. And yeah my diet kinda whack so ima fix that

 

You sound like a repulsive dude hahah. Get a little more hygienic, problem solved. 

 

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