Stop Brushing Your Teeth in the Office Bathroom

Stop doing it. It's weird. Keep some floss picks in your bag and chew some gum. Don't need to see you spread your whole toiletry bag across the sink while I'm trying to pee and wash my hands. 

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Aren't you the guy who made a thread about not washing their hands after they shit? 

Counterpoint: Brush your teeth. I don't want to smell the coffee and garlic on your breath. 

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