Stop the sneak dissing. Be a man.

If you leave anonymous insults you're a pussy. Point. Blank. Period. 

You're throwing rocks and hiding your hands and we all know why: You're a Pussy Ass Bitch(PAB) 

I'm no longer replying to anon comments. IF you have something to say, man up and use your username. 

 

and blood plasma, bone marrow, and spinal fluid 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
Monty Burns

Isaiah I would prefer your sperm so I can breed supersoldiers with your superior genes

I actually interviewed at a donor center that pays money for supersoldier sperm if you have a 130+ IQ and are above 6ft. The donor center pays $100 and recipient pays $900. So it’s $1000 per visit in cash. You can only go 5 days per week every 25 hours, but that’s still $5K per week. It’s my main source of income. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

This is what happens when you are pigeonholed in capital markets

 

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