Strip Club

Does anyone know of a good strip club in the upper east 50s open during lunch time? A coworker and I are looking for a quick dance, and we don't want to trek over to sapphire.

On a side note, has anyone ever gotten body sushi at Cheetahs? 250 bucks for unlimited saki and sushi off of a stripper for an hour and a half for four people seems like a pretty good deal to me.

 
Simple As...:
I've never been to rock bottom, but I'm pretty sure it involves lunch at a strip club...

Rock bottom is a fine establishment. Best bottoms in the business

EDIT: The thought of eating sushi off a stripper makes me want to hurl

SHAMEFUL EDIT: Flashdance is open during lunchtime. I went there in the prelude to Hurricane Irene. Ive never heard "Rock you Like a Hurricane" and "Riders on the Storm" so many times. Also "When the Levee Breaks"

 

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CEEBanker:
Does anyone know of a good strip club in the upper east 50s open during lunch time? A coworker and I are looking for a quick dance, and we don't want to trek over to sapphire.

On a side note, has anyone ever gotten body sushi at Cheetahs? 250 bucks for unlimited saki and sushi off of a stripper for an hour and a half for four people seems like a pretty good deal to me.

250!! That's a steal.

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trazer985:
unlimited sushi off a stripper? how fat is she?!
teehee welcome to NYC! There's something for everyone here! ....but I'm going with they add more as you consume it? I dunno, I'm not a strip club guy, anyone??
Get busy living
 
UFOinsider:
av8ter:
In Texas you can wheel in your own keg.
I seriously need to move out of the Northeast

C'mon down UFO. You're always welcome with me bud.

 
av8ter:
In Texas you can wheel in your own keg.
Half the time you don't even go for the tits. It's just that the food/happy hour is way better then regular restaurants/bars.
 
PetEng:
av8ter:
In Texas you can wheel in your own keg.
Half the time you don't even go for the tits. It's just that the food/happy hour is way better then regular restaurants/bars.

What do you do when you find a hair in your food?

 

Only been to Cheetahs once and it was atrocious. Then again it was a Tuesday night (edit: Wednesday morning).

P.S. as a rule of thumb- if a stripclub advertises by having ppl pass out flyers in Times Square... odds r it sucks.

GBS
 

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