Strip Club

Does anyone know of a good strip club in the upper east 50s open during lunch time? A coworker and I are looking for a quick dance, and we don't want to trek over to sapphire.

On a side note, has anyone ever gotten body sushi at Cheetahs? 250 bucks for unlimited saki and sushi off of a stripper for an hour and a half for four people seems like a pretty good deal to me.

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Simple As...I've never been to rock bottom, but I'm pretty sure it involves lunch at a strip club...

Rock bottom is a fine establishment. Best bottoms in the business

EDIT: The thought of eating sushi off a stripper makes me want to hurl

SHAMEFUL EDIT: Flashdance is open during lunchtime. I went there in the prelude to Hurricane Irene. Ive never heard "Rock you Like a Hurricane" and "Riders on the Storm" so many times. Also "When the Levee Breaks"

 

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CEEBankerDoes anyone know of a good strip club in the upper east 50s open during lunch time? A coworker and I are looking for a quick dance, and we don't want to trek over to sapphire.

On a side note, has anyone ever gotten body sushi at Cheetahs? 250 bucks for unlimited saki and sushi off of a stripper for an hour and a half for four people seems like a pretty good deal to me.

250!! That's a steal.

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To totally hijack this thread, does anyone have any real idea as to what the start-up costs associated with opening a strip club are? A buddy and I have talked about doing that on the side.

 
trazer985unlimited sushi off a stripper? how fat is she?!
teehee welcome to NYC! There's something for everyone here! ....but I'm going with they add more as you consume it? I dunno, I'm not a strip club guy, anyone??
Get busy living
 
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av8terIn Texas you can wheel in your own keg.
I seriously need to move out of the Northeast

C'mon down UFO. You're always welcome with me bud.

 
av8terIn Texas you can wheel in your own keg.
Half the time you don't even go for the tits. It's just that the food/happy hour is way better then regular restaurants/bars.
 
PetEng
av8terIn Texas you can wheel in your own keg.
Half the time you don't even go for the tits. It's just that the food/happy hour is way better then regular restaurants/bars.

What do you do when you find a hair in your food?

 

Only been to Cheetahs once and it was atrocious. Then again it was a Tuesday night (edit: Wednesday morning).

P.S. as a rule of thumb- if a stripclub advertises by having ppl pass out flyers in Times Square... odds r it sucks.

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