Summer Intern late because had to tell his father off

In case you didnt see this already, thought this was pretty funny

From Dealbreaker:

Summer Intern Explains Tardiness Was On Account Of Being Forced To Take The Time To Tell His Father Off

From: [redacted summer intern] Sent: Tuesday, June 07, 2016 11:29 AM To: [redacted summer intern’s boss] Subject: Today.

[redacted summer intern’s boss] –

Apologize for arriving completely and utterly LATE today. There’s a reason I didn’t want to live at home this summer. My father is an amazing individual! Simply AMAZING.

But he doesn’t GET IT. I do.

So like I said, I have no problem articulating my thoughts to him. And sometimes he gets angry. Like a child.

Trying to keep this professional. Really hard. But when people get in the way of your vision, because their closed-minded, non-introspective ways, non-adaptable ways get in the way of YOU making the most out of a world that EVOLVES, you have to push them off. Rather harshly I might add. With style. And that takes energy and time. And that, takes away from sleep. Which we all need.

I’m surprised I made it into the office yesterday. Because as a smart, 21 year old male, this hasn’t been the first time I’ve told him off, and he’s known deep inside that I’m right.

I think you get it.

Apologize again! The good news is I’ll be staying late today! Very late.

As late as possible, in fact.

Best,

[redacted summer intern]

http://dealbreaker.com/2016/06/summer-intern-emai…

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