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And Its Spelt (G)reatest (L)osers (O)f (A)ll (T)ime

I mean seriously, where should I even start?

  • most watched game in superbowl history?
  • second most watched event in tv history?
  • the giants ABSOLUTE FKG MONSTER of a defense?
  • Brady on his @ss, dazed and confused, begging for mercy?
  • Eli's 2TD, 65% completion, 150yard perfect 4th quarter?
  • Manning's defying scramble ====> to Tyree's SICK catch?
  • defense recognition ====> and the corner g/w lob to Plax?
  • 18-1? in retreat from perfection? cheaters never beat-us?

(Takes Deep Breath). Eat sh*t and die, LOSERS.

 

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