Team/Company Gear/Swag Suggestions

Monkeys, I once again was fortunate enough to be the closest intern to my MD when they decided it was time to re-up on company apparel. This time, they decided to put it in the hands of their (incredibly well dressed and good looking) 21 year old intern. They said they're an open book and will listen to all suggestions.

Top of my list right now are banker bags because the duffles they currently hand out are ugly, quarter zips because vests are overdone, and golf polos because they're dropping suits for smart casual in the coming months.

I'm opening this up to the great minds of WSO for suggestions, and no I won't suggest branded anal beads as tempting as it seems. Much appreciated.

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"mitchymoreguap"quarter zips because vests are overdone

The fuck you say, boy?

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