The baller ATM receipt that makes you drool
No doubt, this one belongs to our beloved Wall Streeter again. All I noticed from the article: "a job offer from Goldman-Sachs"
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Why would you park $100mm in cash in one savings/checking account?
Because you're worth over $5B and you give 0 fucks.
FDIC insurance. Only stands to lose $99,614,731.94 of it
It's probably an investment account with someone like Fidelity, they have ATM cards.
That's actually a good point. Since he was using a random CapOne ATM and was charged their fee, he's likely a Fidelity or Schwab customer and is just using the most convenient ATM at the time.
The REAL question is what did he need $400 for at 10:14 P.M.? You thinking what I'm thinking?
Yeah, of course, my bet goes to some sort of "delivery". Wait, isn't that a little cheap for a baller like him?
Wow, your signature is quite fitting.
SO OLD
You know what they say: a fool and his money were lucky to be together in the first place.
Wasn't it actually Ron Baron's?
Why $400? If I had that scrill I'd most likely pull out a minimum of 10k at a time. Why not? What does $400 even buy these days that's worth having?
Or it could just be change to carry around for tipping.
If i was a billionaire, I wouldn't even be physically touching the cash + the hooker within the same time zone. It's still technically illegal you know.
Intentionally left lying around
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