I am not a fan of TV, especially not Parks and Rec, but this was emailed to me and I found it to be quite entertaining and somewhat applicable since people here are always discussing different ways to measure one's success or happiness in life...here's one more measuring stick.
And now, the highlight reel:
"CAPITALISM: God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor."
"HANDSHAKES: Firm. Dry. Solid. 3 Seconds."
"GROOMING: Only women shave below the neck."
-SCR
dude wtf only women shave below the neck? i hope you are joking and if you are serious i'll pray for your girlfriend
Bro, I don't shave below the neck, I have a killer mustache (much like Swanson's pictured above except thicker), I've been rocking the same buzz cut since third grade, my BO trails me as I walk through the office, I am a real man with a true must, and my girlfriend loves it. Get with the program man, it'll change your life.
Manscaping? I do not know what this is.
On the other hand, "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
but the details of your life are quite inconsequential
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