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Some random douchebag (coughcough) posted this on Facebook. I was pleasantly surprised.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

I found this on FB as well. I'm surprised no one else commented. How can you not click on a video of a guy next to a wild lion?

Competition is a sin. -John D. Rockefeller
 

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