The Monday Hate Rant
I normally hate Monday, like rain in Seattle...a rant is always likely to fall. Today is different, though. Popped up at dawn, ran a few laps, smashed the pull-up bar, paid some bills...and NOW, I'm ready to hate with vigor. Political correctness makes me sick, I want to freely hate on people based on the ways they are different from me and have them hate me right back for it. That is freedom, alas...
We live in strange times. Simply having energy and aggression gets a kid diagnosed with ADD or ADHD. These rambunctious squirts wind up medicated zombies, taught that being human is wrong from their earliest exposure to society. Is it really shocking that we lead the world's league tables in the 40 year old virgin category?
Society permits blithering idiotism and wholesale retardation, but focuses on the fact that "retardation" is not a nice word to use. Fear of honesty and fear of truth are omnipresent. More so even than the fear of another depression or even a world war.
The 1st Amendment to the U.S. Constitution is effectively dead or at least in cryogenic inertia, awaiting a wind and hug powered future without evil corporations and dastardly capitalist bankers to bother it any further.
Though freedom of religion still exists, public espousing of faith and religion, generally get you looked at and treated like a Precambrian relic, complete with bloody tusks and an engorged mandible.
Freedom of speech is completely gone, as criticizing anything or anyone on the basis of any of their/its characteristics can be construed as some sort of hate speech.
Therefore, I say let's do the only thing left to do. The only hate left to spew in peace. Let's dump on the one safe house in the neighborhood that accepts everyone else's untied bags full of half eaten franks and dirty diapers.
Let's discriminate against white people. But...let's try and be nice about it.
For a great example of how and (for some of you) a good look in the funhouse mirror, check out SWPL one of my favorite bastions of 1st Amendment exercise on the web.
My personal favorites in numerical order: 4, 11, 17, 26, 47, 48, 55, 75, 81, 98, 106, 129.
Enjoy.
Anytime anyone says something which in some far off world could possibly be considered biased people shout "racist", "bigot", "ignorant", all words which have the same effect as screaming "rape" or "child molester". As far as I am concerned, people who use these words to silence those that they disagree with just as horrible as the purported racists.
Retarded has such common usage in this country that anyone who gets offended by it is a fool. No one is running up to a mentally handicapped kid and using retard as a slur. I call my dumb friends that. Just like the word midget. Don't worry, I will call you "small person" or whatever the hell else you want, but that isn't going to stop me from bowling with your pint sized ass.
Since when did tissue paper thin skin become in vogue?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Didn't you once call me out for using "mongoloid" to describe back office personnel? lol
Haha naaa, I remember that thread though. My dad used to use that word so I know what it means.
I used to get my balls busted all the time calling me guinea, whoop, deago, whatever. I mean I don't care. It wasn't as if someone called me that and kicked my ass while spitting on me. Context is what matters. People use all kinds of words in a joking or casual way. Unfortunately too many people have sand in their vaginas and get pissy when they hear stuff like this.
Just like you can't say FIREMAN anymore, it is FIRE PERSON. Puke.
Haha I inspired this?
The people that go around attacking others for being "white supremacists" and "sexist" only do so because they have no other platform from which to discredit those who actually have some level of intelligence. Glad to see the drugged-up dependents of America's youth too, because really, any six year old that can't sit still for ten hours obviously has some sort of disease.
I said something about discrimination against white people the other day, only to be told that since slavery existed and all, we better keep sucking it up.
I see you haven't read # 11 yet.
Touché.
For some reason, this thread reminded me of this scene:
Watch the whitest kids u know....it will make you feel much better. Im still surprised that shit like this is even allowed on tv with all the pussification that has been goin on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KFo-HZEArA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQOvyGbBtY
They are all good, horribly offensive, politically incorrect, insensitive, and friggin hilarious. The above are some of my favorites.
Whitest kids you know is hilarious. The one where the guy tries to fuck the deer is awesome. As well as the abe lincoln one.
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