The Real Deal Server is Coming

Ok Fellow Monkeys,

The time has come. Too many monkeys swinging from too many branches and me spending too much time on trying to reduce the server load. We are about to upgrade to the motherload of all servers. My hosting cost will more than double, but your browsing speed and experience should be significantly enhanced (probably 4x faster).

We are going from a dual-core AMD processor up to 8 Opteron processors which should be a HUGE performance boost.

Just wanted to thank all of the loyal users out there and welcome the new chimps. Please keep inviting your friends to help the community grow and keep the discussions interesting.

Content improvements are coming! Thank you for your patience.

IE6 is still a mess for the site right now. I tried to have my developers create a new theme for it, but then the cacheing got all screwed up so i had to abandon that. I think the theme can be simplified and cleaned up a bit. hopefully that will solve some of the issues in IE6.

Those are the priorities right now.

Thanks for your support. We are now over 11,200 strong with over 6,000 visits a day (anonymous monkeys included).

-Patrick

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