There's so many morons in college

Like seriously, how did some of these fools get in here? I thought college was supposed to be for smart people but apparently they let anyone in these days. What a country we live in, eh?

I had a roommate in college who likes it cool in the room, even in the winter. So his brilliant idea was to smash out the windows. Nice going, eh?

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"famejranc" There's So Many Morons In College

I think you mean 'there are', not 'there is'.

(There are so many morons in college vs There is so many morons in college)

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I hate the people who talk and laugh constantly through lectures and classes. Seriously it pisses me off, maybe for them it's a big joke but some people want to aim higher in life.

 
"famejranc" michigan, I'll have you know that I attend one of the most elite state schools in my** *midwest** state

I think I found your issue.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 
"Pmc2ghy" you can barely order a pizza over the phone without shitting your pants

Ordering a pizza on the phone? That’s so 90s, bro...

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