There's so many morons in college

Like seriously, how did some of these fools get in here? I thought college was supposed to be for smart people but apparently they let anyone in these days. What a country we live in, eh?

I had a roommate in college who likes it cool in the room, even in the winter. So his brilliant idea was to smash out the windows. Nice going, eh?

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"famejranc" There's So Many Morons In College

I think you mean 'there are', not 'there is'.

(There are so many morons in college vs There is so many morons in college)

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"famejranc" michigan, I'll have you know that I attend one of the most elite state schools in my** *midwest** state

I think I found your issue.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 
"Pmc2ghy" you can barely order a pizza over the phone without shitting your pants

Ordering a pizza on the phone? That’s so 90s, bro...

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