this forum's posting mechanism is garbage

JUST SAYING
also here's my op
Yo whatup fam. I tried making this thread last night before passing out and thought I was successful but I don't see it because WSO is kinda fucked tbh (sorry Andy) so here goes. Goldie is a serious fucking alcoholic. Goldie decided he needs to stop. Goldie is in Kyoto for 4 days. Goldie is locking himself in a room with nothing but an AC, a bunch of tatami mats, and water. I'm gonna just sit here and watch movies and not drink alcohol. I'm gonna be talking shit in this thread. Let me know if that's a niucance and I'll go to Reddit instead. Otherwise, ask away. I befriended a cat out here. It really took a liking to me. I let it in the house. My wife might freak out when she wakes up.

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whoever is throwing shit is out there 3AM USA time on a finance off topic forum showing disapproval for posts on a forum that has a turnover rate of like 3 weeks coooooowl bro

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When I first encountered Bobo, I was just trying to smoke a cigarette and do some morning drinking. Bobo immediately caught my eye and I caught hers. It was like 7am. She had this innocent energy. She didn't want shit from nobody. She just wanted love and acceptance. I fucked with her from the jump. She looked famished. These Japs don't litter at all. Like, at all every anywhere. More on that later. Lots more. So I figure maybe Bobo actually hungry - unlike fatty Garfields back in the States. I give Bobo a brick of meat. Which I was kind of sad to give up because that was emergency protein for me because these Asians don't consume any protein at all. BTW, I have solved Japan's fertility crisis. More on that later as well. I have a memo for Prime Minister BentoBox. So anyway, Bobo just licks this ham. She's licking away. And I'm like Bobo, you hungry or whatup? What kind of fucking predator are you? Then, I realized, of course Of course. It's hot as shit. Bobo wants water. Bobo dehydrated as fuck. Of course, it's so obvious. So I brought her a cup of water.

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yo honestly i dont give a fuck if this is racist or whatever but japanese women's voices piss me off so fucking much. when she hits me with that high pitched garbage i just want to slap the life out her face

check out my latest dope shirt

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i was really cautious about the bidet at first. i was super hesitant. i started with the lowest pressure setting. 3 days in, my blastingmy asshole with the highest pressure water jet available. i might try gay sex next. or ask my wife to peg me or something.

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this forum is way too slow for me. can someone suggest an internet spot for me to kill time that moves like seven thousand times faster than this place? maybe 8 thousand or more

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fuck i miss bobo. i had bobo in the house. nobody would have known where she went. i missed my shot, FUCK

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whats the most exotic feline its legal or borderline legal to own

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I have too much time on my hand and looked it up. A tiger cub costs $900. The setup costs many thousands (depending on what tools, toys, cages you get) and the annual upkeep is $8000.

My favourite part of the article: "All wild cats, neutered or not, male or female, will spray bucket loads of urine all over everything they wish to claim as theirs (including you) because this is how nature has taught them to guard territory. Having worked with 150+ cats, representing 23 species for nine years I can assure you that there is no way to prevent this behavior. Anyone who tells you otherwise doesn’t have a mature cat on their hands yet. The reason I mention it here is that the urine is very caustic and will destroy their cage walls in a very short period of time, so you will be constantly rebuilding. You don’t even want to know what it does to the sheet rock walls of your house or to wood. Those trips to the vet will leave your car smelling like a sewer and nothing will get that smell out."

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ok yeah i aint got mike tyson dough just yet thanks for looking into that for me homie

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yo im in such a fragile state rn that i actually felt a little emotional ouchie at the monkey poops. this is what it feels like to be vikrum bandit

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Since you like cats, maybe you're also into tame deer? Take the bullet train to Nara, just 30-40 minutes from Kyoto. You'll see them everywhere. But don't let them bully you too much.

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oh fuck thats cool as shit. when i work up enough strength, i might do that. thanks homie. and no, cats can suck my dick. but bobo is more than just any old cat. bobo is life. bobo is love

i would such a donkey dick for some soy sauce right now but i dont wanna walk 3 blocks to the corner store in this hot ass bright ass weather

fuck it imma do it

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You haven't gotten one of those umbrellas against sunshine that the Asian ladies always use? It might look silly but after walking around an island near Hiroshima (with tame deer) and being treated by the sun like a steak on a grill I swear by those.

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im so curious to learn what my next addiction will be now that alcohols out the picture

i might get fat as fuck...

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yo how long do you think someone has sucked a dick for before, like longest in history

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whats the earliest its appropriate to call someone out the blue. imma start making phone calls

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oh my god if anything pops off at work today im gonna be so unfit to handle it

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yo everything is so close together in japan, i just heard a neighbor cough and this is a single family crib, i just realized they've been listening to me ranting out loud to myself for hours, freestyle rapping about stupid shit, watching stupid videos, and theyre in for a treat when the wife gets home

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Firstly, I am more than capable of accomplishing anything I put my mind to all on my own. I have put my mind to this so it's already done. It's just time now. Insinuating my weakness should be insulting, but I find myself feeling no type of way about it. Furthermore, how you worded that leads me to believe you don't know anything about addiction or AA. I've been an addict all my life, have sat in many AA meetings, and have read books and books on addiction. So thanks for your unfounded opinion, but I'm gonna pass.

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Dude don't change your comment because I shit on you. That was harsh too. Sorry about that. It came from a good place and I appreciate that. I've had a rough day. My bad.

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