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UFOinsider

Money really is everything to you fucking people.

It's difficult to afford a middle or UMC lifestyle in NYC on less than that if you're planning on having children.

 

I make wayyyyy less than that and am getting married next year. My fiance also doesn't plan on being a stay at home wife so I guess that helps, but if I doubled to tripled my salary to make what we make in total now... we still wouldn't be at the 150k mark and I would still be getting married next year.

tl;dr; Money doesn't buy love.

make it hard to spot the general by working like a soldier
 
Skinnayyy

I make wayyyyy less than that and am getting married next year. My fiance also doesn't plan on being a stay at home wife so I guess that helps, but if I doubled to tripled my salary to make what we make in total now... we still wouldn't be at the 150k mark and I would still be getting married next year.

tl;dr; Money doesn't buy love.

Butt you're entering into a legal contract declaring your love.
 

yeah so we can get the benefits of marriage, like shared insurance policies.

make it hard to spot the general by working like a soldier
 

What did I just read?

Currently: future neurologist, current psychotherapist Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)
 

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