To anyone holding GME, keep holding brothers πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ We have wounded the giants, and now we watch them bleedπŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…

To all by brothers, sisters, and attack helicopters who are holding GME. The elites are desperate. We are not them, we merely serve them for fees, but now we are taking directly from them and they are fighting desperately to stop it. We must hold the line. In the name of our lord, /u/DeepFuckingValue and our savior Ryan Cohen, I cast out the 🌈🐻. I CAST THEM OUT TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL.

LONG LIVE GME πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€

HOLD. THE. LINE.

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famejranc

the rhetoric surrounding the pumping of GME stock reminds me of the crypto gamblers

Sounds like someone has tiny little girl balls when it comes to risk.

 

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Anyone who works at Citadel or Melvin Capital reading this: fuck you.

Ditto. Fuck you institutional fucks (honestly, not the employees you guys are dope. It's your bosses Ken and Gabe that are dirty little cucks).

 
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Not trying to kill the vibe but here’s what’s happening... Citadel is buying this dip while RH can’t buy, then as soon as the brokerages open trading again on them and GME rockets they’re going to sell it in individuals faces and retail traders are going to get absolutely washed.

That being said, hold for now, and sell the shit out of the rally when trading starts again.

 

Not trying to kill the vibe but here's what's happening... Citadel is buying this dip while RH can't buy, then as soon as the brokerages open trading again on them and GME rockets they're going to sell it in individuals faces and retail traders are going to get absolutely washed.

That being said, hold for now, and sell the shit out of the rally when trading starts again.

You do realize they're buying all these shares to sell at a massive loss when all the calls they've sold get executed right? ~$20m in notional @ $60 strike or less is being executed tomorrow and they do not have the collateral for hedging.

 

Do you feel stupid yet?

A stock goes down for a few days with low volume after retail buying is restricted followed by a weekend of nothing but negative news attention from the MSM. And you think it's a good time to sell? How do I securitize your decision-making process and short it?

 

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